Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

LOOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?

LOOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?

Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare toh LOOFER.
Aur
Koi larki larke ko propose kare to OFFER.

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

Ek Ladki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi

Ek Ladki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi.
Ladka: Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..?
Ladki: Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala
Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi
Na Peela Ho Na Narangi
Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani
Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho.
Aur Haan Mein Ye Kab Lene Aaon..?

Ladka: Tab Aana Jab Na Hafta Ho Na Itwar
Na Peer Ho Na Mangal
Na Budh Ho Na Jumeraat
Aur Na Jumma Ho..
Yaad Se Le Jana Baji.

Koi 1 din select karo

Koi 1 din select karo..

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Kar liya…?

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Reply mat karna..

Bas us din naha liya karo plz

I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai

Hi Good morning

Hi Good morning,
maine bhari dopahar mein ye sms aapko diwali ki badhaai dene ke liye kiya hai,
aaj iss aazadi ke avsar par humein ye tyohar achhe se manana chahiye
aur gharo me dipak jala kar holi khelni chahiye kyoki
aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne raavan ko maarkar mahabharat ka yuddh jeeta tha
aur America ko aazad karaya tha,
isliye 1 baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut-2 shubhkamnaye.
Ishwar aapko iss post ko jhelne ki shakti de..
MERRY X’MAS

Us DIL se PYAR karo, jo tumhhai dard de

Us DIL se PYAR karo, jo tumhhai dard de
Par us DIL ko kabhi DARD na do, jo tumhe PYAR kare
Kyunki
TUM duniya ke liye koi 1 ho, Par kisi 1 ke liye DUNIYA.

How does lazy people take bath during winter?

How does lazy people take bath during winter?

Like u..

They stand in front of a mirror,
throw water on da mirror & say-
OYE MAR GAYE!!
ITNA THANDA!!

Ye dost saale hote hi itne namune hain

Ye dost saale hote hi itne namune hain
Humse ladte rhenge zindgi bhar. Lekin hamare ek aansu pe inhi ki zindgi b tham jati hai,
Hme gaaliya b sunaenge lekin kahin hmne 2 labz pyar se bole to aankhe num kar denge,
Hmari har burai pe tokte rhenge lekin ek b achai dikh gyi to har taraf dhindora peet denge.
zindgi me dost nahi milte, doston me zindgi milti hai..

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain.

Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.